/*->l.valspeak */

T      [" .!?,"]*

%%

" bad"                 printf(" mean");
" big"                 printf(" bitchin'est");
" body"                        printf(" bod");
" bore"                        printf(" drag");
" car "                        printf(" rod ");
" dirty"               printf(" grodie");
" filthy"              printf(" grodie to thuh max");
" food"                        printf(" munchies");
" girl"                        printf(" chick");
" good"                        printf(" bitchin'");
" great"               printf(" awesum");
" gross"               printf(" grodie");
" guy"                 printf(" dude");
" her "                        printf(" that chick ");
" her."                        printf(" that chick.");
" him "                        printf(" that dude ");
" him."                        printf(" that dude.");
" can be "             |
" can't be "           |
" should have been "   |
" shouldn't have been "        |
" should be "          |
" shouldn't be "       |
" was "                        |
" wasn't "             |
" will be "            |
" won't be "           |
" is "         {
                       ECHO;
                       switch(rand() % 6)
                       {
                       case 0:
                               printf("like, ya know, "); break;
                       case 1:
                               printf(""); break;
                       case 2:
                               printf("like wow! "); break;
                       case 3:
                               printf("ya know, like, "); break;
                       case 4:
                               printf(""); break;
                       case 5:
                               printf(""); break;
                       }
               }
" house"               printf(" pad");
" interesting"         printf(" cool");
" large"               printf(" awesum");
" leave"               printf(" blow");
" man "                        printf(" nerd ");
" maybe "      {
                       switch(rand() % 6)
                       {
                       case 0:
                               printf(" if you're a Pisces "); break;
                       case 1:
                               printf(" if the moon is full "); break;
                       case 2:
                               printf(" if the vibes are right "); break;
                       case 3:
                               printf(" when you get the feeling "); break;
                       case 4:
                               printf(" maybe "); break;
                       case 5:
                               printf(" maybe "); break;
                       }
               }
" meeting"             printf(" party");
" movie"               printf(" flick");
" music "              printf(" tunes ");
" neat"                        printf(" keen");
" nice"                        printf(" class");
" no way"              printf(" just no way");
" people"              printf(" guys");
" really"              printf(" totally");
" strange"             printf(" freaky");
" the "                printf(" thuh ");
" very"                        printf(" super");
" want"                        printf(" want");
" weird"               printf(" far out");
" yes"                 printf(" fer shure");
"But "                 printf("Man, ");
"He "                  printf("That dude ");
"I like"               printf("I can dig");
"No,"                  printf("Like, no way,");
Sir                    printf("Man");
"She "                 printf("That fox ");
This                   printf("Like, ya know, this");
There                  printf("Like, there");
"We "                  printf("Us guys ");
"Yes,"                 printf("Like,");
", "           {
                       switch(rand() % 6)
                       {
                       case 0:
                               printf(", like, "); break;
                       case 1:
                               printf(", fer shure, "); break;
                       case 2:
                               printf(", like, wow, "); break;
                       case 3:
                               printf(", oh, baby, "); break;
                       case 4:
                               printf(", man, "); break;
                       case 5:
                               printf(", mostly, "); break;
                       }
               }
!              {
                       switch(rand() % 3)
                       {
                       case 0:
                               printf("!  Gag me with a SPOOOOON!"); break;
                       case 1:
                               printf("!  Gag me with a pitchfork!"); break;
                       case 2:
                               printf("!  Oh, wow!");
                       }
               }

ing                    printf("in'");
.                      ECHO;
%%

int main()
{
       yylex();
       return(0);
}
